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What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail (insert food) to the ceiling.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant? If she pulls out a tampon and all of the cotton is picked.

What does food and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets it.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty (insert number) year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do black people have nightmares? The last one to have a dream was shot.

Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 jumpers. Went through (blank) stories in (blank) seconds.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Pizzas don't scream when put in an oven.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

A Jew with an erection runs into a wall, what breaks first? His nose.

Did you know pigeons die after sex? Well at least the one I fucked did.

9/10 people enjoy gang rape.

I like my women how I like my wine. (Blank) years old and in the cellar.

What does Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.

Hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Who is gonna wake Avicii up now?

Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before drug dealers.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What does the F in Ethiopia stand for? Food.

What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer. They never get old.

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest/Pope and acne? Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.

How many genders are there? 1. Men. Women are property.

What do you do after raping a blind deaf girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

If you wanna beat someone up, beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? Sitting in the back of the oven.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a broom and dustpan.

Pedophile is a big word for an (insert age)

What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer.

I was having sex with my German girlfriend last night, but it was distracting when she kept yelling her age.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday.

XXXTentacion is now XXXTinct"

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke.

Why are blacks good at basketball? Because they already run, shoot, and steal.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car, who was driving? The cop.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS.

Racecar backwards is racecar. Racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

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